trexun:

trexun:

I got a job offer to be like this undercover shopper person and basically all they told me to do is go and buy pizzas from some place come back and judge them and they’ll pay me back for whatever I buy plus pay me for doing so 

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Update: I got fired apparently to be an undercover shopper you have to stay undercover and not tell the internet

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lilaira:

laughterbynight:

zooophagous:

holy shit cows are huge

and very sweet and rather smart compared to the credit they’re normally given.

I love cows \ ;w; /

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ellieaddicts:

Captain freckles 🌊

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knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

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r5allthetime:

Shirtless Rocky

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little-veganite:

foliageeater:

lettuceiscurrentlyinmyasshole:

little-veganite:

my mormon aunt just posted this and its terrifying 

Holy shit

It explains a lot though

what, that we’re all jack-o-lanterns? 

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lilotayne:

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"too tall"

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"just right"

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